It's really amazing what those colon cleansing formulas do - just abstain from eating anything for three days, drink the concoction, then magically give birth to an anaconda. But while I congratulate these lucky individuals for having pristine bowels, I find it a bit strange that they chose to post their pictures on the worldwide web, happily posing beside their dung as if it were a rock star.
Special mention goes to the guy in red slippers for holding the thing up (though from his expression his sense of smell isn't too happy with it). The two pretty girls in the middle aren't getting dates anytime soon. One even chose to be cute and formed letters with it, and he isn't wearing gloves. "Cute. Now CAN you clean up, please?" The rest, considering that they went through a "complete cleansing of the bowels", produced results that are quite disappointing - the others took up a whole page of newspaper, while they only needed a small sheet of stationery (hopefully perfumed).
Anyway, here's to your health, guys. And you're so full of sh*t....oh, sorry. Not anymore.
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